Headache, Eye Strain, and 2000 Fever

So Im really sick. Im calling it 2000 Fever. My wife says its really just that old case of Computer Widow Syndrome flaring up again. Who knows? Either way Microsoft is to blame for this like everything else these days.

So youll have to excuse me now. I have to go. There is a can of Jolt in the fridge I need to wash the Advil down with and a bottle of Visine is next to my mouse pad. Good night everyone.

Page 5 of 5



This article was originally published on November 20, 2002